Friday, March 31, 2006

ETERNAL HATHODAS


Every varnacular language always brings some great comic things during its usage.Here I try to present some in the form of "HINGRAJI" & GUJRAJI
1. What is the Shudhh Gujarati of "Highly Inflammable"

Hint:Its a Hilly area in Maharashtra

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its Mahabaleshwar


2. Which film did a girl watch having an "unriped mango"

Hint:n old movie of Meenakumari"

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PAKI- JA


3.What will u name a bald girl sitting in an Autorikhsaw

Hint: Synonym of Spontaneously

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Auto-me-tacally

4. Tea Table

Cha x eku=cha

Cha x du=lari

Cha x teri= meri

Cha x char=chowk vacche

Cha x panch= vanna (tea, sugar, water, milk and tea masala)

Cha x chake= chhak

Cha x satta = dhari

Cha x atthe = Dwarka

Cha x nave = navi

Chax dasa =puri

[This tea table has been written as per the gujarati "Ghadiay" ( Tables)], hence read it accordingly, u'll be able to identify the meaning.

Here I am presenting one parody song on our school teachers, it is based on song " hansate hansate kat jaye rasate........................................." of Khun Bhari Mang

Likhate Likhate fat jaye panne,

Notebook younhi chalti rahe

zero mile ya one, badlenge na ham

teacher chahe badalti rahe.

What do u feel freidns, we'll never change, let the teachers change, but we'll not, we'll not, we'll not......................................................

Dear Friends, I am not a comic writer, I cannot write in funny language even, but I have tried to express some of the eternal expressions which are often created during college days. This is my first aatempt to do so, hence it is requested to send me your valuable comments on it.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Bhuvan,

The hathodas were really great!!!!!

I enjoyed it alotttttt, you should keep on writing such hathodas, these small comical things in our life are meant so that we can atleast, laugh a little our stressed life style. We in our school and college days used to make such great hathodas just in a flick of time, but see now we are so much tensed and stressed that hardly we think of any..

But u know what, u r doing a great job, keep writing such comical hathodas, its fun to read them. I had a big collection of such kind of hathodas, but unfortunately I left back in India while coming here, and now I dont know where will it be, but dont worry I will try to think of some of them and will send it to you so that u can write in your column.

Great work! Keep it up!! All the best to you!

Anonymous said...

(Tarak)
Bhuvan,

one more from me...
Hye hye ye majburi,
ye exam ka he tension,
is me tu mujko tadpaye,
tere do tikiye ka termwork ,
mera lakho ka time bigade.....
--it is reality today and though we all agree upon this,we do work whole heartedly and achieve our target....
do keep your thoughts flowing.....