ETERNAL HATHODAS

Every varnacular language always brings some great comic things during its usage.Here I try to present some in the form of "HINGRAJI" & GUJRAJI
1. What is the Shudhh Gujarati of "Highly Inflammable"

Hint:Its a Hilly area in Maharashtra

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its Mahabaleshwar

2. Which film did a girl watch having an "unriped mango"

Hint:n old movie of Meenakumari"

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PAKI- JA

3.What will u name a bald girl sitting in an Autorikhsaw

Hint: Synonym of Spontaneously

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Auto-me-tacally

4. Tea Table

Cha x eku=cha

Cha x du=lari

Cha x teri= meri

Cha x char=chowk vacche

Cha x panch= vanna (tea, sugar, water, milk and tea masala)

Cha x chake= chhak

Cha x satta = dhari

Cha x atthe = Dwarka

Cha x nave = navi

Chax dasa =puri

[This tea table has been written as per the gujarati "Ghadiay" ( Tables)], hence read it accordingly, u'll be able to identify the meaning.

Here I am presenting one parody song on our school teachers, it is based on song " hansate hansate kat jaye rasate........................................." of Khun Bhari Mang

Likhate Likhate fat jaye panne,

Notebook younhi chalti rahe

zero mile ya one, badlenge na ham

teacher chahe badalti rahe.

What do u feel freidns, we'll never change, let the teachers change, but we'll not, we'll not, we'll not......................................................

Dear Friends, I am not a comic writer, I cannot write in funny language even, but I have tried to express some of the eternal expressions which are often created during college days. This is my first aatempt to do so, hence it is requested to send me your valuable comments on it.

REALM OF REALITY

To decipher being a "self" is beyond the method and techniques of an individual's life. It cannot be achieved through any corporeal practices. Meditating for several hours cannot transform a self in to Buddha. Yoga for the time being, provide a relief to the "being", but it cannot make an individual to reach the realm of reality.

I question my self, how it is possible to cater oneself in the realm of reality, when we are burdening ourselves with the countless Karmas of corporate world?

How..............................................
Does this hidden power resides in ourselves?..............................................................
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It is guided by someone else to reach to that realm..................................................?

Still I am in search of the answer,
How................When.............................???????????????????????????
But I am sure for one thing, Jatak irrespective of its "Karmas" tends yo meet the Supreme Reality one day. It is an eternal truth , once Jatak has entered in the Karma Chakra, it has to perform the task of Karmas irrespective of its type" Satva", "Rajas" and "Tamas". Depending on the Karma type, Jatak gets absorbed in an ultimate reality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O Thy Myself

"Wake up"

Decipher ur being

Not to Material

But to Spiritual

Elevate to THY

Blessed by Divine

Mitigate from Karma

Look beyond the particle

To enter the ETERNAL WISDOM

O Thy Myself

Wake Up....... Wake Up..................

INSPIRATION

Every living organism tends to be gregarious in nature. The gregariuosness does not mean that the creature should remain always in the society, but it can remain alone for a few moments, to look and observe in itself.

You may question, what we do after while remaining in ourself. sometimes I also feel after getting tired. APNE AAP MEIN RAHEN ME KYA KUCH RAKHA HAI?

But answer lies in the question itself, APNE AAP ME RAHNE ME BAHUT KUCH RAKHA HAI.

But what.....................................................................

Its the source of inspiration, inspiring your self, from others, from urself or from any other source...........................................................

Any other source.............................................................................

Yes.................................................. that source is not other then NATURE.

It is said that NATURE IS THE SOURCE OF BEST INSPIRATION,

YOU MAY AGAIN QUESTION HOW

READ THESE FEW LINES ON IT, I FEEL YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LOCATE YOUR ANSWER

Prerna li hai maine in taron se
Har bar jhilmilate rehna ki
Avichal timtimate rehne ki

Prerna li hai maine in nadiyon se
Jindagi ko beech majdhar me na chodne ki
Aur jivan ke bahav mein bahate rehna ki

Prerna li hai maine in parvato se
Sankat samay mein adag rehne ki
Har ek shatru ke samne avichal rehne ki

Prerna li hai maine in vrukshon se
Jindagi ke bahav mein jhumte rehne ki
Aur jhumne ke saath doosron ko jhumane ki

Han, prerna li hai maine mata-pita se
Jivan ki kala jine ki
Aur ise hi doosron ko samarpit karne ki

DEATH

Having born on this earth signifies that you are destined to leave one day. This is a natural phenomenon of leaving a corporeal world. Leaving this world we term as DEATH. But how do we describe death, STOPPING OF HEART BEAT, STOP FUNCTIONING OF BRAIN OR SOMETHING ELSE. I have heard of such people who can perform such tasks, still they remain alive for longer. I don’t want to convey that Medical Science is wrong, but I awe on such people, how and by what thing, they remain alive.

I met one lady, when I was an under-graduate student, by age she was in early 40’s, in the small town of Gujarat. I came to know, she has just come out of her KASTHAMAUN. In this, saints remain in the SAMADHI AVASTHA for long time (up to several years) without food, water and any type of other biological activities. Is it possible for our type of ordinary people?

This incidence made me to write few lines.

Maya ki maya mein
Sansar ke chakravyuh mein
Mein
Jarjarit sharir dharit
Janm-maran ke vishchakra mein fasin
Dhundh rahi hun apne ko

Chahti hun chod dun chand dun
Ajar amar ho jaun
Parmatma mein leen ho jaun

Par chitt bhram ho kar , fasi reh gayi beech bhavanr mein
Tabhi kisi ne haath thama
Mujhe mein bana diya
Parmatma mein keen kar
Mohmaya se pare kar diya
Pradan kar di sarthakta iis sadhan karma ko
Dub gayi usi ke vichar mein
Raat din kuch na sujha usi ke khayal mein
Kaun tha vaha
Prakruti ka sanatan satya
Nirakar , ajar, amar,
MRITYU THA WAHA

SHUDHH HINDI BOLO NA

I belong to The CBSE medium, where we are taught Hindi, Sanskrit and English as Primary languages, rather then any vernacular languages.

During my school days, we used to study..........Hindi' s some of the ever great poems of Subhadra Kumari Chauhan "Jhansi Ki Rani", Surya Kant Tripathi "Nirala" and many more. Our Hindi teacher, taught us very well, explaining the meanings of each term in "SHUDHH HINDI". When I was in 7th Std., my Hindi teacher was teaching one lesson (I forgot the title), in between she described the term "TRAIN". Being a very keen student to learn Hindi, I innocently pointed out "Madam, Train word to English ka origin hai",aap kyun usa use kar rahe ho, shudhh Hindi bolo na". To my ladyluck, I was not kicked out of the class, rather she kept things in her mind, and started explaing in shudhh Language.

I faintly remember, she explained, AAVAT JAWAT GAMINI. We all were staring at each other, as nobody was aware about its meaning. Then she started teaching once again, she told " ladke Lamb Dand Gol Pind Sar Patak Pratiyogita Khel rahe the". We all started shouting in the class " madam you are not teaching us properly". Ultimately, she told that AAVAT JAWAT GAMINI is train and Lamd Dand Gol Pind Sar Patak Pratiyogita is CRICKET.

Since then realized how it would be agitating to spell shudhh Hindi.

My mother is Sanskrit teacher, one day she was teaching us the RAM RUP ( AA KARANT PURLING), one of my classmate shouted, madam pl. "PAAD ke rup batayina".In real sense, PAAD in Sanskrit means legs, but in Gujarati and Hindi, it has got some other meaning, I leave upto u to find out it and let me know.

MY IDOL

Till recent past I was thinking, I am flawless, I am complete in all types of endeavours ; I
can succeed, but I was wrong.

It is said that "FAILURE IS THE STEPPING STONE OF SUCCESS". Till today, I have encountered many failures, just because my thinking was wrong.

Nobody told me the reasons of my failures, I was the best judge to judge it

On one beautiful dawn, someone entered in my life, to show a ray of hope, but still HUN AHDHAKAR NI GARTA MA DHAKELAYELI JA HATI.

She whispered to me................................................................

"I KNOW YOU", WAKE UP MY DEAR
" ITS ME"

I got up, poped up here and there

But still I didn't get her, I didn't get her.....................................................
I cried.................................. I begged, come before me......................................... I wish to greet you,

NO REPLY.........

I became hopeless, where is she? Why I didn't recognise her?

I was betrayed

You may ask why,

Simply because its my own innerself, its my IDOL - MY SOUL.

Now I know, why I was a failure, as I didn't recognise my self, my SOUL

IT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE ON IT,

I HOPE YOU WILL LIKE IT

Someone summons my heart
Digging my inner depths,
Absorbing in herself,
Asking myself-WHO ARE YOU?
FOR WHOM ARE YOU?

Standing uncovetous answerlessly,
Observing medemoiselle sinless infouvately,

She answers me- I’m you
You are me
Ah! but a what a pity- I know u
You don’t know me,

Asking my self thinkingly
Feeling myself guilty,
Rendering at her humbly
Considering me selfless kind heartedly
Showering herself oceanly


Responding me-I’m in you
You are in me

Thought it as a dream
But fruited as reality
Compelled me to think consciously and cautiously

Who was she? Me, you?
No, she was not me or you

She was something different
That can’t be mentioned
My dear friends can you guess?

she was your own mirror, your own inner wards
Only and only “THE SOUL”

[My dear friends, no one is flawless or complete in its own. Having the existence on this earth itself interprets that you are incomplete in some respect. I strongly feel, if you are egoistic, if you cannot deal the life, then it is definite that you are not going to REALIZE YOUR SOUL. SOUL IS THE BEST IDOL OF EVERY INDIVIDUAL;FEEL HIM; HEAR THE VOICE OF YOUR SOUL, AND THEN SEE, SUCCESS WILL BE AT YOUR FOOTSTEP].

This article is dedicated to an anonymous friend of mine, who has showed me a path to realize my own falsehoods, due to which, I have realized my self .

[Photo courtsey: Google Images- Images of soul- endless spirit]